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[resultofwar]

[Filtered to people Heero cares about likes okay: Olive, Cooper, Slade, Kay, Brax, Rhade, Una, Rinzler.]

I'm awake. What happened while I was out?

[This is his way of asking how everyone is, he's already stalked the hell out of the network.]

Comments

[Private]

[collector]

[Brax has confidence in Heero's ability to be even more quasifunctionally human. In time.] Politeness and custom can be interesting creatures. What of yourself? You seem to have slept for quite some time.

[Private]

[resultofwar]

[Awww, Brax. You're a good bro.] I'm fine. Just a coma.

[Private]

[collector]

I did learn something you might find of some interest. If you open up the panel of the lift, there is packing foam behind it. [Things you discover while stuck in an elevator.]

[Private]

[resultofwar]

... Seriously? [Also why were you stuck in the elevator. :|]

[Private]

[collector]

Seriously. This isn'y my type of humour--well. No. The packing peanuts would be. Lying about it, however, isn't. I didn't dig further; I thought I'd leave that for another date. [Because the universe hates him, that is why.]

[Private]

[resultofwar]

[It's a sad day when you're pulling apart elevators for entertainment.] Has anyone ever tried actually examining how the walls are constructed?

[Private]

[collector]

[Every day is a sad day on the Good Ship Barge.] Not as far as I am aware. I hazard that any who thought of it were distracted fairly quickly. A structural survey would be interesting, if only to see whether it's packing peanuts all the way down.

[Private]

[resultofwar]

[... Point.] No wonder the hull breaches so easily.