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Does anyone actually know how off-Barge contact yesterday was made possible? Or is that another Barge secret inmates aren't allowed to know about until they have a warden to check in with first?

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Is magic common where you're from?

Magic, aliens, superpowers, sociopathic clowns... You name it, Gotham's probably seen it at some point.

You must be new. It's an infinite universe, pretty much anything is possible.

Also I'm Steph. Stephanie. Welcome to The Crazy Boat.

Sociopathic clowns?

[lol wut. :|]

Our villains are all pretty crazy.

Your enemies?

[Your syntax confuses him. What are you, some kind of comic book character? :|]

Gotham is essentially the crime capitol of the world. We've got crooks, criminals, 'villains', even a couple of 'super villains'. I don't come up with the names. Besides, what else do you call a creepy sociopathic clown who calls himself the Joker while trying to kill and entire city full of people? It's not like he's my personal enemy or anything.

[ Short answer: yes. :| ]

I see.

[Which really translates to "You crazy :|"]

So do you have a name, or do I get to file you under the list of people who only speak in text?

Heero Yuy.

Nice to meet you, Heero. And I'm sorry you're stuck here. It can be a pretty sucky place to be.

I've noticed. You're a warden.

Yup. Been here about seven months. It takes a while to get sorted, usually.

Get adjusted, or be assigned a warden?

Assigned a warden. I was thinking in Harry Potter references.

Okay, so I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here, literally, and guess... that you have black hair. I know a lot of guys with dark hair, you sort of remind me of some of them.

[Hnnnngh these questions, wat do. D:]

It's not black.

Blond? Military type. Or military kid. Asian? Maybe American. Oh, crap, I'm assuming you're human. Well you have to be humanoid. Where are you from?

The colonies.

Like, regular 'sail to a new landmass and stake your claim' colonies or like 'the earth is overcrowded so we must move out into space!' colonies? And who's colonies are they?

Space colonies. They were governed by the United Earth Sphere Alliance until recently. Now the Romefeller Foundation is in control.

Holy crap, United Earth? I think that's the best idea I've ever heard in my life.

Okay, so you're human, or at least mostly human, from earth, and you live in a space colony. So obviously you've got a lot of tech that's pretty advanced by my standards, and I bet the general structure of society has evolved a bit. Since I don't get to see your face, will you tell you what you do? Or did, before coming here?

In theory. I was a soldier.

Called it! Okay, okay. For my next trick, I will guess that your hair is... brown?

Why are you asking so many questions?

You remind me of someone I know. I'm pretty sure my persistent chatty perkiness had some positive effect on him.

So force of habit, I guess.

I see.

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