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[resultofwar]

[Filtered from Hoffman, Slick and David, because someone is paranoid.]

[It's taken some effort, but Heero has managed to get his paws on his communicator and turned the video feed on. He's an African Blackfooted Cat - which are about the same size as/a little smaller than the average house cat. Basically, tiny, adorable little things that will fuck up your shit if you bother it.

His ears flick back for a moment, and generally he looks kind of annoyed by his present situation, but it could have been much worse.]

Olive. Where are you?

[Filtered to "People he sort of cares about", but hasn't talked to already:  Cooper, Kay, Una, Brax.]

Are you affected?

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[resultofwar]

Probably. Knowing his history.

[worstsongever]

[You have never known such cuddling as you will soon know, Heero. BUT SOON ENOUGH SHE IS TRYING HIS DOOR KNOB.]

Here kitty kitty...okay, I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Growl. SIGH GROWL. He bobs his head. Sup Heero. :|]

[resultofwar]

[Keywords surprisingly not applicable to you. >>;]

It's unlocked. [Hopefully. :|]

[resultofwar]

[He sniffs at the camera for a second before realizing lol wait, can't smell you from here. Well, this is embarrassing. :|]

Where are you?

[worstsongever]

[HUZZAH And Olive is opening the door and stepping in, grinning.] So. Want to go watch a movie?

[resultofwar]

[Wat. Tailswish. :|]

Sure.

I need clothes.

[Private]

[collector]

[Oh, SHERRY NOTICES. And now she's ducked down behind an inkwell to watch, flicking tail and all] I'd ask you to consider the analogy now, but you seem otherwise occupied. [The amusement is creeping back into his voice.]

[Private]

[resultofwar]

[SHERRY YOU ARE BEING VERY DISTRACTING. Heero is watching her, crouched down and staring, his own tail flicking back and forth.] I guess if I had to be an animal, a cat's not that far off.

[Private]

[collector]

[OKAY THAT IS IT, HE IS STAGING AN INTERVENTION. Braxiatel turns the communicator to turn the two cats out of each other's line of sight.]

[As a consequence, Sherry pounces the communicator, and there is now a great deal of cat in the video.]

[Brax continues onwards like this happens all the time and is not worthy of consequence.] From the ground level, who is affected is, I suspect, completely without pattern. But it seems to me that the vast majority of changes have themselves been fairly appropriate, and so rather telling.

[worstsongever]

...I didn't know you keep cat clothes, Heero.

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Smart Heero. :| Cooper stares at the sniffing, makes a sound kind of like a snort, than lumbers to the side so he isn't obstructing the view of his room.]

[resultofwar]

Regular clothes. For when the flood's over.

[resultofwar]

Do you need someone to let you out? [Can you even fit out the door. :|]

[Private]

[resultofwar]

[Heero leaps backward a little as Sherry pounces, ears flicked back and tail swishing violently.

After a moment, he responds to Brax's theory.] It's almost too bad some people aren't affected.

[worstsongever]

Oh God. Good idea, that's kind of horrifying. Dresser? [She's going to grab some shorts and tee shirts and shit.]

[fuckyoucynthia]

[He's gonna find out. :| He makes a rumbley noise. Interpret as you will. He wants to get out. :||]

[resultofwar]

Yeah. Thanks. [Because seriously, so fucking awkward, and he is NOT wearing your clothes to get back to his room. :|]

[worstsongever]

[...Though it would be hilarious. She is forgoing underwear though, sorry pal. :|] Okay. Let's go.

...Should I carry you, or can you keep up?

[resultofwar]

[Headtilt.] Can you communicate with anyone?

[resultofwar]

[He'll deal. :|] I can keep up.

[You will be having a sprinting tiny kitten at your heels, Olive.]

[worstsongever]

Cool. [Oh God it is hysterical and Olive my just be speeding up because oh god so cute. BUT SOON HER ROOM. She's holding the door open for him.]

[fuckyoucynthia]

[Growl snarl growl FUCK EVERYTHING no he cannot. :c]

[resultofwar]

[He darted inside quickly and stopped a few feet in, sitting on the floor and quickly washing a paw before realizing... wait what the hell is this and stopping quickly.]

[resultofwar]

[Cooper you clearly need tiny kitty snuggles. :c] Kay is a dog. Some of the unaffected people are making sure people are fed.